Napkins: a scarce commodity in these timesI'm eating at a pizza joint and a dude just tried to walk out with the napkin dispenser. The guy who I presume runs it shouted at him in a thick Italian accent to put it back, so the dude returns the dispenser, and without breaking eye contact with... See More » (1)
Leftists, I do not care to convert you. I am here to love & makeout with you.Leftists...stop trying to act like formal strictures about courting apply to internet flirting. This isn't Pride and Prejudice. I also don't give two shits about whether you're in a relationship or not. It's 2023. It's called a polycule. Most of you... See More »
Forgot to share my new hatI only got one present for my bday but it's such a good present, ty @CountScrofula (1)
Work today"Ted, I'm autistic, you can trust that I know how to count" "Sylvie, you were $40 off" "Well that'll teach you to stereotype my people"
Favorite baroque recordings?I always come back to this one-Hahn might be the finest soloist of our time https://open.spotify.com/album/2ot197WiXh41pOZaY726OZ?si=Klno6tG8Roa5358mXNv9CA%0A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2ot197WiXh41pOZaY726OZ
