“Why doesn’t anyone I like, like me back?”

I like you more than the french toast at the Golden Corral breakfast buffet. 😍

you treat me with such warmth

I had a huge crush on a girl I knew for years. I finally told her and got rejected. 🙃 But we remained good friends!

That might possibly be a part of the problem. It's easier to like someone if you know they like you too.

So you keep people you like at bay with attack monkeys 🤔

Honestly I’m so far past the point of thinking anyone could like me that I don’t wonder about it anymore. Fortunately this has made me very open with my feelings which also makes people not hesitate to let me know how much they don’t like me in that way so I never have to question it anyways. It works!

I equally dislike everyone and personally strive to be equally disliked in return.
I find that actually people want to be my friend even more under these conditions
FML

How many more pics of me wearing that oversized Santa hat do you need? 🤭

I think you’ll be fine. Witty with a great sarcastic sense of being is reserved for the special ones to find.

And the second they show interest "ew no"... 😂

Guys are not good at picking up on veiled hints

By that logic, you don't like me? 🤔

I'm sure they just do the same. 😌

Ha! Same. Are you afraid to make the first move?

I love you. Period. You’re my safe space too. 🖤🤗

Everyone likes you. Beautiful, smart, hilarious, you got it all

You don't like me?? :'(

I do like you, don't worry 😏