tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@beermeplease that would definitely work😋
NativePortlander1970 · 51-55
@beermeplease 😻😻😻😻😻😹😹😹😹😹
Lilymoon · F
@beermeplease who could resist that face. 🥰
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
Hearing a guy get turned down and that guy takes it with grace and remains civil. Tells me a ton about his character.
beermeplease · M
aw thanks for bc 🙂
Dayman · 31-35, M
@beermeplease thank you for sharing
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Once, long after I was married and "out of circulation", two young women asked me, in jest, what would be my best pickup line. I said, "I'm kind of a nerd. I don't have any pickup lines."
They looked at each other and one said, "That's a great pickup line!" 😄
They looked at each other and one said, "That's a great pickup line!" 😄
helsbels · 31-35, F
Would you like some cheese?
HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M
I've never attempted one.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
"I have cash."??
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
me: hay baybay. you looking for the best sex you ever had?
her: no
me: youve come to the right place
her: no
me: youve come to the right place
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meJess · F
Release the crackers!
4meAndyou · F
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!". 🤣🤣🤣
MrGomco · 36-40, M
"Hei babi letz trade zome nude pikz".
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
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Dayman · 31-35, M
@ShenaniganFoodie that worked?!