Are you cup half full or half empty?

Mine is out of whiskey

I can’t fill cups 😭

The glass does not exist in a vacuum, so therefor, can not be half empty...🤓

I drink out of the bottle

2 full pints kind of guy 🤭

optimist = cup is half full
pessimist = cup is half empty
engineer = cup is twice as large as it needs to be...

Call it what you want, just don’t charge me full price 😉

Cup is overflowing

Cup half full