If you asked someone

Yep, my phone is almost as thick as my thighs. I know it.

But not as old as the crust in your underwear.

You’ve never seen Motorola razor flip phone?

I'm old so it fits me

Not as old as you

I would very politely tell them that i did not belueve in upgrading perfectly good mibiles for vanity. Too many perfectly good phines are discarded and end up on landfill. I would sinoly tell them i cared about my olanet puty they didn't

Well I'm notorious for holding on to phones years longer than I should because I'm cheap, honestly I know I'd have it coming for me.

[i]“Ohhh, I know….but my 35mm Konica is in for repairs, so I [b]have[/b] to use this”[/i]

I didn’t ask you for a petrograph, just a photograph.

My phone is old and so am I. But it still works.

Matches my face.

She does all I need her to do, anyway sshhhush you'll hurt her feelings .😡

old, you should see it's grandma, it still has a tail on it

If I'm lucky, maybe it can get as old as you've gotten 😉😃

Ya but I got more money in my bank account 🤗

Oldie but goodie

I bought it from Fred Flintstone.

2006 htc,they probably couldn't use it