Wasn't going to post this but I'm still laughing about it.

Drove my wife's mustang into town and had some fun with a would-be carjacker. It had warmed up into a pleasant afternoon, so I had the front windows down. I saw this fool coming up along the side in the side mirror, and got a crazy idea. When he tried to sucker punch me, I grabbed his wrist, pulled his arm into the car, rolled the window up tight under his armpit, then pulled into a parking space by the curb, forcing him to walk along on tiptoe. I can do psycho pretty well, so I started giving him the look and laugh while I pulled his fingers out straight and picked up the big, sharp survival knife she keeps down next to the seat.
He freaked and started flopping around screaming, so I let him pull loose a few times, grabbing his hand again. After a few minutes the cops showed up, and he started screaming to them for help. One came around to the other window and asked if the clown tried to attack me, then said they had warrants on him for carjacking and asked me to let him go so they could cuff him. One of them, while running my license,
asked what I was doing. "Just giving him a good scare, maybe persuade him to find a safer career." The cop had a good laugh and said the guy was still shaking and crying in the squad car.