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The father buffalo found out that the son buffalo likes both male and female buffaloes.
Now he calls him Bison.
Now he calls him Bison.
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@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow Thanks for the BC.
Deadwait · 46-50, M
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says “hey! We have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says “really? You have a drink named Steve?”
The grasshopper says “really? You have a drink named Steve?”
Penny · 46-50, F
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
minxy · 46-50, F
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Ten tickles.
SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow · 36-40, F
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
Nice belt!
JoePourMan · 61-69, M
Do you know how to figure out which end of the angle worm is its head?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
Sorry I dont know dad jokes only dirty ones 👀
SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow · 36-40, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I'll allow it
What's up?
*looks up*
THE SKY
*dad laughter*
*looks up*
THE SKY
*dad laughter*
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Eclipsed · M
Pull my finger 👈🤭
Bang5luts · M
My dad just passed today
SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow · 36-40, F
@Bang5luts I am sorry for your loss 💔
Bang5luts · M
@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow thank you. I never knew how difficult this would be. I feel for other people who have lost their parents.
tenente · 100+, M
Officer: Excuse me sir, I’m searching for a man with one eye. Can you help me?
Me: Yes. Try using two eyes and you’ll catch him faster!
Me: Yes. Try using two eyes and you’ll catch him faster!