A colleague of mine has married a woman who back in the day was the office bike. Trying so...

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A colleague of mine has married a woman who back in the day was the office bike.

Trying so hard not to blurt out that the mother of his kids can suck an apple through a squash racket.

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wildbill83 · 41-45, M

my best friend in high school's wife is like that... used to give BJ's for cigarettes back in the day, hard to keep a straight face when I see them out these days... 🤔

AdmiralPrune · 41-45, M

@wildbill83 I get we all have a past, but it’s so funny. 🤣

Firecat33 · 61-69, M

I was sitting here thinking how I'd like my apple sucked through a squash racket right now. I'm a little envious.

deathfairy ·

Sounds like he is envious as well. @Firecat33

averageguy · 46-50, M

Probably a reason he married her, she's awesome in bed

Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP

Some things are best left unsaid!

AdmiralPrune · 41-45, M

@Quimliqer Her name is Dawn.

We used to say “balls full by dusk, empty by Dawn”.🤣

Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP

@AdmiralPrune Awesome!!

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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Don't be jealous

AdmiralPrune · 41-45, M

@SkeetSkeet I’m not. My wife is perfect for me…

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