A colleague of mine has married a woman who back in the day was the office bike.

Trying so hard not to blurt out that the mother of his kids can suck an apple through a squash racket.

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Firecat33 · 61-69, M

I was sitting here thinking how I'd like my apple sucked through a squash racket right now. I'm a little envious.