Lostpoet · M
Oh Captain my captain
SUPERVlXEN · F
I’m listening 👀
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
496sbc · 41-45, M
we’ll be climb to 39,000 and running 550 knots and arrive in kewr in about 4 hrs
meJess · F
In the event of a crash landing you will notice an increase in the ambient noise level and a reduction in the number of wings.
Please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened so that we can identify your charred remains by your seat allocation.
This aircraft is fitted with two ejector seats which the co pilot and I will now demonstrate.
Please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened so that we can identify your charred remains by your seat allocation.
This aircraft is fitted with two ejector seats which the co pilot and I will now demonstrate.
KiwiDan · 31-35, M
You're not my real captain! 😭
Shouldn't that be captainess?
Doesn't matter, the floor opened and she is falling out of sight rapidly. Everyone wave.
Doesn't matter, the floor opened and she is falling out of sight rapidly. Everyone wave.
HumanEarth · F
Indeed, Captain. Your illogical approach to problem solving has yielded correct results for the third time this week. I remain... baffled
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
In the likely event that we lose power in all four engine, we will be hitting the ground like a f#cking dart…
SethGreene531 · M
[media=https://youtu.be/LR2C-UK3Wxg]