What is the funniest pick up line you ever got hit with. Which was obviously a lie?

With one exception, women have told me so many lies, it's impossible to keep track. The biggest and most frequent lie is when they tell me they are 'separated'. Of course, we can't go out in public or go to her place because although she is separated, she and her husband still live in the same house for the kids sake, but have separate bedrooms.

Yeah, right. 🤣🏃‍➡

“Quick while my husband is in the washroom”

I've yet to get one.
Overseas the girls usually just came up and said,"take me to your room" or something like that.

My answer was..."What for?".

Yes because women really love criminals, very sexy .

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me

Female police officer.let me check your pockets

What if he really was in the Turkish mafia 🤷‍♂

Wow, yours is a good one.

But I don't remember any too crazy. They all seem pretty norm

I'm an electrician, let me check your shorts.