Joke...she got you by the.......⚾⚾
I met my recently divorced friend for a beer last week
Obviously, I asked him how the divorce went.
"She got the best lawyers in the country, so I lost my kids, my house, my car and my dog," he said. "I have to pay half of my paycheck in child support and the other half in alimony. She gets most of my 401(k), and I even had to hand over my family's heirlooms. But I can't complain."
"Oh, so there's a bright side to all of this?"
"No, the settlement also says I can't complain."
Obviously, I asked him how the divorce went.
"She got the best lawyers in the country, so I lost my kids, my house, my car and my dog," he said. "I have to pay half of my paycheck in child support and the other half in alimony. She gets most of my 401(k), and I even had to hand over my family's heirlooms. But I can't complain."
"Oh, so there's a bright side to all of this?"
"No, the settlement also says I can't complain."
