Due to the economy, I was told by corporate I had to lay one person off.

Since Jack and Judy were lowest on the seniority rolls it would have to be one of them. So, I chose to tell them the situation as they came to work that morning.

Judy came into work first, so I stopped her on her way in and told her I was going to lay her or Jack off.

Judy immediately replied: "Sorry Boss, I am on my period right now, so you have to jack off."

I was speechless! LOL.