Humor me, and take this seriously. Pretend SW is a dating app and you are fighting for your life to be seen. What would your profile say? Describe

yourself/situation/soul in grand detail. And please don't just complain that SW is the last place you would go to find a date

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turnedtostone · 56-60, F

Hello
Boring middle aged woman
Hobbies include being a smart mouth, lying about ,and occasionally doing something useful.
I don't want to be desperate enough to lie so you might as well know that I'm not really interested in dating, because I am already married.
But, I am intrigued by people fighting for their life to be seen.
Call it research for a book about desperation and how it effects the human psyche.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@turnedtostone Hi, so, like what's your sign?

turnedtostone · 56-60, F

@justlooking2023 NoBS

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@turnedtostone i know, was just playing the fool.

turnedtostone · 56-60, F

@justlooking2023 you are fine
I'm just a smart mouth

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@turnedtostone lol, at least you didn't tell me to go get stuffed like that turkey.