Humor me, and take this seriously. Pretend SW is a dating app and you are fighting for your life to be seen. What would your profile say? Describe

yourself/situation/soul in grand detail. And please don't just complain that SW is the last place you would go to find a date

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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

Chief, 26 going on 27
Waiting on the baby from baby mama #1 but looking for baby mama #2 in the meantime 😏
Jkjk😂 I'll pretend I'm single for a sec

Chief, 26 going on 27
I like good weed & good food. We can get high & fat together & that'd be some comfy shit 😌 plus I learned these cool tricks I can do with my tongue

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks lmfaoooooo i would go gaga for this profile too

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks i also enjoy the presumption that i am not already fat 🤣🤣

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@foldedunfolding I've never been on a dating site so I figured I'd keep it short & simple 😅 at least it's honest.

With dating the main thing I've learned is just be real & don't try too hard. If it works, it works 🤷

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@ChiefJustWalks you not fat though 😌 we'll do that together lol

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks aww thank you, you're sweet {when you're blind}

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks can we uh..do the tongue thing together tho 😈

SW-User

@foldedunfolding shush you!! 🤨

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User naw you dont get it..i really want to see what he does with his tongue 🤣🤣

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@foldedunfolding of course 😌 tongue thing is my favorite thing to do involving mouth. Food & weed are actually in 2nd & 3rd place

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks ijs..if i were to be eaten, i would lose weight so that i could get fat with you..and high after ♡ or during, honestly

SW-User

@foldedunfolding I meant the part where you say he’s blind, you’re fantastic.

I would be interested in those tongue skills myself! 😏

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User i knew what you meant..i was being deliberately obtuse. and you have your own..i will let you know after..shoo!

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User oh and thank you for saying im fantastic xoxo..you are too

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@foldedunfolding you don't have to lose any weight, butt is best in full jiggle mode 😏

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks can you commence being unlikeable PLEASE 🥺🥺

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@foldedunfolding how I even do that 🥺

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks idek..mud?

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@foldedunfolding roll in some mud with me then 🫠

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ChiefJustWalks but then we would both become unlikeable with each other?