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Humor me, and take this seriously. Pretend SW is a dating app and you are fighting for your life to be seen. What would your profile say? Describe

yourself/situation/soul in grand detail. And please don't just complain that SW is the last place you would go to find a date

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SW-User

I know I have LOTS to offer but lets face it guys want to know only a few things.

So…
Single, young at heart geeky woman, who enjoys camping, fishing, sitting at a backyard fire listening to music and will watch a hockey or ball game with you. I’m a pretty good cook so keeping your belly satisfied is not a problem. I have a job that I love. I’m not vanilla so hopefully you know what that means. We can discuss more as we get to know each other.

What I want from you: good communication, honesty, respect and loyalty and a good sense of humour.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User well done!! now what would your REAL profile be..the one you think they dont care to see

SW-User

@foldedunfolding oh um that’s it, I absolutely suck at writing those.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@SW-User *thinking...hmmm she must like chocolate...*

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User hm-mmm dont believe you. push your hand into your gut like a choir teacher telling you to pull from your diaphragm, and exorcise that daemon

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TheNumber34 · 46-50, M

@SW-User straight to the point, as it were

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@SW-User i'm not really sure lol

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User @justlooking2023 can y'all like..do this mating ritual on another thread please

SW-User

@TheNumber34 my main response or the one liner?

TheNumber34 · 46-50, M

@SW-User actually both

SW-User

@foldedunfolding you started it you trouble maker! Lol

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@foldedunfolding i might have to go get lots of gatorade.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@justlooking2023 "is it in you"?

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@foldedunfolding Just getting very dry mouthed with all this talk lol

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@justlooking2023 no im saying..she will wonder if that's all you got 😏

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@foldedunfolding who will? lol

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@justlooking2023 wow you dont even know her name?

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@foldedunfolding See i told you i needed a consultant.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@foldedunfolding Where's another thread? lol

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@SW-User 🤔 How not vanilla? 🤫

SW-User

@justlooking2023 I enjoy kinky stuff sometimes

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@SW-User Sometimes being how often and what examples?

SW-User

@justlooking2023 lol I’m not sharing my fetish list on here as far as how often depends on many factors.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@SW-User lol, please message and maybe we can compare notes?