Humor me, and take this seriously. Pretend SW is a dating app and you are fighting for your life to be seen. What would your profile say? Describe

yourself/situation/soul in grand detail. And please don't just complain that SW is the last place you would go to find a date

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AlienFox, 39

Seeking a meaningful connection. Adventurous, caring, low-maintenance and poetically moody. I will keep your heart safe and your life interesting.

I love outdoors and animals. I don't mind getting dirty or cleaning up to go dancing. 420 friendly.

Let's start a Beastie Boys cover band.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User omg yassss i loveee the heart safe and life interesting line..i may need to use that!! sojournersoul loves the outdoors..ijs 😏

SW-User

@foldedunfolding lol he's already asked out someone else...

I'm always last choice 😂

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@SW-User which was strange, being that i mentioned you first, and she hadnt yet commented or spoken about outdoorsy-ness lol

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@foldedunfolding men 🤷🏼‍♀️