I've got this weird hairy lump on my belly and it's causing some stabbing pains...

Me too! 👀

Nah it's cute, keep it

No, hello, I'm with the Cat police. You obviously do not know the rules. If a cat lies, sits, etc on you. Pain, discomfort, even needing to pee are forfeit in this case. If you ignore this and move said cat. You will be given one Golden A***ole token, and thus have a random cat fart on your head

Only the truly blessed have been marked with this ailment 😊💜

I needed a chuckle

that's a very abnormal growth

Sorry, guess you have to live with this prickly thing 😂

I'm afraid it's permanent

No never!!!!! 🤭

Afraid that lump is inoperable. 🤣

Lol!!! 😂 Somehow I don't think you care 😊💝💝💝