What are your funniest smart aleck comebacks you have you ever told?

You know Lilly that a great idea! I’ll bring snacks for the road

@Guardian This is a good one just look up. That's it follow the finger.

@22Michelle Isn't that how that supposed to be 🤣🤣🤣

@HumanEarth Straight guys most interested?

@22MichelleGet the irony of the situation

@Goodluckwiththat How did that work out for you? 😂

@bowman81 it didn't! Lol

You didn't even read my answer below

@HumanEarth which one?

Watch this I'll point my finger to it

@Guardian she even has a great one. Come on Guardian. You gotta keep up with the finger, if you wanna be hip

But I must, I have hairy breast syndrome and don't know how long it will last

@HumanEarth You need some Nair, Ma'am...

You know, they say women have a lot of beauty standards to meet. But have you heard of 'breast hair syndrome'? Yeah, it’s when you’re trying to look fabulous, and suddenly you realize you’ve got more hair under there than a 70s disco party! I mean, I thought I was just going for a natural look, but now I’m considering a full-on hair salon appointment! Who knew I’d need a stylist for my underboob? At this rate, I might as well start charging admission for the show

I'll still say what I want, I blame on grey hair syndrome

@HumanEarth I'll use that one

But officer you can't give me a ticket, I have grey hair syndrome

Still waiting to get pulled over for speeding to try it out