What are your funniest smart aleck comebacks you have you ever told?

Like here I'll give you an idea. Some of the funniest smart aleck remarks include, "If I throw a stick, will you leave?" and "Light travels faster than sound… that’s why some people look smart until they speak." These quips cleverly combine humor with a touch of sarcasm.

So whats yours and please post as many as you like

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HootyTheNightOwl

Hmm... Do you really need to ask me this??? You've witnessed me in action...

HumanEarth · F

But I must, I have hairy breast syndrome and don't know how long it will last

HootyTheNightOwl

@HumanEarth You need some Nair, Ma'am...

HumanEarth · F

You know, they say women have a lot of beauty standards to meet. But have you heard of 'breast hair syndrome'? Yeah, it’s when you’re trying to look fabulous, and suddenly you realize you’ve got more hair under there than a 70s disco party! I mean, I thought I was just going for a natural look, but now I’m considering a full-on hair salon appointment! Who knew I’d need a stylist for my underboob? At this rate, I might as well start charging admission for the show