I Just Read This on Australia
Serious trouble for Australia
True, Very True
We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 24 million.
8 million are retired.
That leaves 16 million to do the work.
There are 8.5 million in school.
Which leaves 7.5 million to do the work.
Of this there are 4 million on the dole and invalid pensions.
Leaving 3.5 million to do the work.
200,000 are in the armed forces
Which leaves 3.3 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 1,160,000 people who work for state and local Governments. And that leaves 2,214,000 to do the work.
At any given time there are 39,800 people in hospitals.
Leaving 2,100,200 to do the work.
Now, there are 100,198 people in prisons.
And 267,500 travelling at any one time
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.
Great! No wonder we got troubles.
True, Very True
We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 24 million.
8 million are retired.
That leaves 16 million to do the work.
There are 8.5 million in school.
Which leaves 7.5 million to do the work.
Of this there are 4 million on the dole and invalid pensions.
Leaving 3.5 million to do the work.
200,000 are in the armed forces
Which leaves 3.3 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 1,160,000 people who work for state and local Governments. And that leaves 2,214,000 to do the work.
At any given time there are 39,800 people in hospitals.
Leaving 2,100,200 to do the work.
Now, there are 100,198 people in prisons.
And 267,500 travelling at any one time
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.
Great! No wonder we got troubles.
