I would be the key to the toolbox. So different days I'd be a different tool

Tiny screwdriver for small spaces. Because I'm short.

A hammer. As a retired take no crap sergeant in the Army it fits.

That one socket wrench socket that doesn’t fit any of the three different ratchets

I'd be a caliper, accurate to a thousandth of an inch.

either the Hammer or the Screw.. LOL. it speaks for itself.

Probably this because it's handy for stretching out your shoes when they get a little to snug.

A bastard file because that one tool always brought our metal work class to a complete flood of hysterical laughter when the class teacher mentioned it. Those were the days.

I would be that “just in time” snack that you needed between jobs.

The loose screw that's supposed to be holding up the tool box somewhere

A screwdriver. The reason should be obvious. Then I could devote my life to screwing!! 🤣

A wrench...... To loosen all the nuts jobs on here, and remove them......

That one that is rarely used and then doesn’t work when you do need it.

The tiniest allen key. It's the least useful.

A 1888 Hand Power Drill Press

Vice grips. Squeeze tight

A star drill bit

Nut 🤪

the most useless instrument meant for a very specific task that no one ever actually uses because the rest can do a good enough job.

Spanner

Not the sharpest one, that's for sure.