I left a million dollars and gold in…. 😵

Hold my beer

"Now I'm gonna find out! I'll write if I can."

Please delete my computer history.

I did the best I could

I'll be back

That was a tasty milk shake and sandwich 😏

No idea. A lot depends on the circumstances.

I have no idea how or when it will happen.
If it's slow enough and I have the opportunity to know that I'm dying, I'll make sure that I make any amends necessary, tell my husbands and friends that I love them, and thank them for having been such a wonderful part of (my experience of) life.
I try to mop mistakes as I go along, so hopefully there might not be any amends needed when the time comes.

I have this feeling that it will either be in my sleep or suddenly out of nowhere.
If however, I do have the chance, I hope I have the energy to smile, look reassuringly to my closed ones and say "Thank you, I love you, live well, be brave". If I have more time I will also say don't worry I'll be fine, I'm still with you in your heart.. I'd wish specific good things to happen to my loved ones like it's a Christmas gift list and I'll probably continue saying I love you on repeat because honestly I think it is the most beautiful thing. I would want to give more love with every breath I have. 🩷

*** I'd also joke them to take all the time they can because I will need some time up there to prep their welcome parties xD ***

My will and last wishes are in the safe with the combo written on it.
Please enjoy life and thrive to the best of your ability while you still can.
I've had more than enough and am just so grateful it's over.

it's a toss up either
1) you're standing on my oxygen line or
2) I've buried a million dollars in gold..it's buried at....

Hey y'all, watch this!

ROFL.🤭

Well, all depends on how I go, I guess.

“But I just ran a marathon celebrating my 130th birthday!”

Wank me off, Susan, I'm a giraffe and I need my vitamins! 😶‍🌫️

I can't believe I made it to 99

I regret nothing! It was worth it.

Was not in vain.........just late.

I'm innocent I tell ya. I'm innocent!

The code to the treasure safe is 8-6- ahhhhh...!!!

He came and went at the same time!

I TOLD you I was sick. 💀

Simply “bye”

It would suck if your last words were
"Oh shit!"

Bury me upside down so you can all

The horror
The horror

"beer me please"

It depends who is around me. If it's my child I love you. Anyone else I'll probably just ignore.

Don't worry, even after I'm gone, I will never leave you alone.

Make sure you look me up when you get down there. I’ll give you the best time you will ever had down there.

Heavens!! Who's looking after the shop?

That's a secreat, only God would hear it,

"Here I come"

Sorry bud, i never knew she was married

On the gravestone of Spike Milligan in London are the words ... "i told you I was ill."

Shiiiiiit, they drive on the other side of the road there ...

But I bought a return ticket ......

I think I found my paradise

I just wish I understood the why

Well that was pretty good

Thank you Lord for delivering me from this World full of Illusions.

I'm dying