I left a million dollars and gold in…. 😵

Hold my beer

"Now I'm gonna find out! I'll write if I can."

Please delete my computer history.

I did the best I could

I'll be back

No idea. A lot depends on the circumstances.

I have no idea how or when it will happen.
If it's slow enough and I have the opportunity to know that I'm dying, I'll make sure that I make any amends necessary, tell my husbands and friends that I love them, and thank them for having been such a wonderful part of (my experience of) life.
I try to mop mistakes as I go along, so hopefully there might not be any amends needed when the time comes.

That was a tasty milk shake and sandwich 😏

I have this feeling that it will either be in my sleep or suddenly out of nowhere.
If however, I do have the chance, I hope I have the energy to smile, look reassuringly to my closed ones and say "Thank you, I love you, live well, be brave". If I have more time I will also say don't worry I'll be fine, I'm still with you in your heart.. I'd wish specific good things to happen to my loved ones like it's a Christmas gift list and I'll probably continue saying I love you on repeat because honestly I think it is the most beautiful thing. I would want to give more love with every breath I have. 🩷

*** I'd also joke them to take all the time they can because I will need some time up there to prep their welcome parties xD ***

Hey y'all, watch this!

ROFL.🤭

Well, all depends on how I go, I guess.

Wank me off, Susan, I'm a giraffe and I need my vitamins! 😶‍🌫️

“But I just ran a marathon celebrating my 130th birthday!”

I can't believe I made it to 99

I'm innocent I tell ya. I'm innocent!

It would suck if your last words were
"Oh shit!"

I regret nothing! It was worth it.

The code to the treasure safe is 8-6- ahhhhh...!!!

Was not in vain.........just late.

I [b]TOLD[/b] you I was sick. 💀

The horror
The horror

He came and went at the same time!

"beer me please"

And kiss your backside?? Lol I once had a man tell me he wanted to be buried face down and everyone could kiss his a** good bye. Hmmm

Don't worry, even after I'm gone, I will never leave you alone.

Sorry bud, i never knew she was married

Shiiiiiit, they drive on the other side of the road there ...

Make sure you look me up when you get down there. I’ll give you the best time you will ever had down there.

Heavens!! Who's looking after the shop?

On the gravestone of Spike Milligan in London are the words ... "i told you I was ill."

'My time has come, you must continue on the journey without me...'

i told you Blondily was trying to poison me !! but nooooo

No idea. Probably “I repent of all my sins”. I hope

I swear I didn't know she was married!

I'm dying

if killed by a mountain lion know they were here kitty kitty

I just wish I understood the why

Well that was pretty good

But, you promised 72 virgins ....

I think I found my paradise

But I bought a return ticket ......