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Dlrannie Β· 31-35, F
I came, I saw, I buggered offπππ
I left a million dollars and gold inβ¦. π΅
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PhoenixPhail Β· M
@mindstruggle You're so funny. π€£
mindstruggle Β· F
@PhoenixPhail
Hehehe thank you. :)
Hehehe thank you. :)
Pretzel Β· 70-79, M
@mindstruggle oh darn - I didn't read the replies!
It depends who is around me. If it's my child I love you. Anyone else I'll probably just ignore.
Blondily Β· F
@Idontbelonghere Good answer. children are our top thoughts.
@Blondily Thank you. :)
therighttothink50 Β· 56-60, M
What was my purpose here on this earthy? Lord have mercy upon my soul.
NoOneNoOne Β· F
Hold my beer
Blondily Β· F
@NoOneNoOne Holds it for youπΊ
Mamapolo2016 Β· F
"Now I'm gonna find out! I'll write if I can."
Blondily Β· F
@Mamapolo2016 Scientists have said our brain is still there for several minutes after death. So who knows? π€
Mamapolo2016 Β· F
@Blondily Maybe that's when the hat-fitting ceremony happens.
Blondily Β· F
@Mamapolo2016 Makes sense π
Wiseacre Β· F
I did the best I could
Axeroberts Β· 56-60, M
@Wiseacre that's cool
Nimbus Β· M
Please delete my computer history.
Axeroberts Β· 56-60, M
@Nimbus or they will know the real you. π€£

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I'll be back
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User perfectly haunting last wordsπ β¨
PhoenixPhail Β· M
@SW-User Great Schwarzenegger impression. π
No idea. A lot depends on the circumstances.
I have no idea how or when it will happen.
If it's slow enough and I have the opportunity to know that I'm dying, I'll make sure that I make any amends necessary, tell my husbands and friends that I love them, and thank them for having been such a wonderful part of (my experience of) life.
I try to mop mistakes as I go along, so hopefully there might not be any amends needed when the time comes.
I have no idea how or when it will happen.
If it's slow enough and I have the opportunity to know that I'm dying, I'll make sure that I make any amends necessary, tell my husbands and friends that I love them, and thank them for having been such a wonderful part of (my experience of) life.
I try to mop mistakes as I go along, so hopefully there might not be any amends needed when the time comes.
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
That was a tasty milk shake and sandwich π
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
@Blondily now my ghost haunts you for more food boo π»
Blondily Β· F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 oh the horror I thought I was finally freeπ±
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
@Blondily hehe π»
My will and last wishes are in the safe with the combo written on it.
Please enjoy life and thrive to the best of your ability while you still can.
I've had more than enough and am just so grateful it's over.
Please enjoy life and thrive to the best of your ability while you still can.
I've had more than enough and am just so grateful it's over.
@Blondily Thank you, Blondily.
I discovered that peace is what most of we elderly enjoy the most - the way an old dog loves quiet walks, sniffing all the smells and lots of long naps.
It is primarily a state of mind that comes from complete acceptance of all that is: aches and pains, the quirks of people, the state of the world, the inevitability of the sum of it all -- and the transience, the constant states of change. While pain and decay are real, so is the beauty, wonder and vastness of it all.
I discovered that peace is what most of we elderly enjoy the most - the way an old dog loves quiet walks, sniffing all the smells and lots of long naps.
It is primarily a state of mind that comes from complete acceptance of all that is: aches and pains, the quirks of people, the state of the world, the inevitability of the sum of it all -- and the transience, the constant states of change. While pain and decay are real, so is the beauty, wonder and vastness of it all.
Busybee333 Β· 31-35, F
I have this feeling that it will either be in my sleep or suddenly out of nowhere.
If however, I do have the chance, I hope I have the energy to smile, look reassuringly to my closed ones and say "Thank you, I love you, live well, be brave". If I have more time I will also say don't worry I'll be fine, I'm still with you in your heart.. I'd wish specific good things to happen to my loved ones like it's a Christmas gift list and I'll probably continue saying I love you on repeat because honestly I think it is the most beautiful thing. I would want to give more love with every breath I have. π©·
*** I'd also joke them to take all the time they can because I will need some time up there to prep their welcome parties xD ***
If however, I do have the chance, I hope I have the energy to smile, look reassuringly to my closed ones and say "Thank you, I love you, live well, be brave". If I have more time I will also say don't worry I'll be fine, I'm still with you in your heart.. I'd wish specific good things to happen to my loved ones like it's a Christmas gift list and I'll probably continue saying I love you on repeat because honestly I think it is the most beautiful thing. I would want to give more love with every breath I have. π©·
*** I'd also joke them to take all the time they can because I will need some time up there to prep their welcome parties xD ***
Blondily Β· F
@Busybee333 Excellent way to leave your family!
SethGreene531 Β· M
ROFL.π€
Well, all depends on how I go, I guess.
Well, all depends on how I go, I guess.
Blondily Β· F
@SethGreene531
My thoughts are either we sleep eternally or see our lived ones.
As for going to heaven or hell, I dont believe in that.
I have a totally different belief system and side more with science/evolution over creation. But that's me. Not wanting to stir up any trouble on here.
My thoughts are either we sleep eternally or see our lived ones.
As for going to heaven or hell, I dont believe in that.
I have a totally different belief system and side more with science/evolution over creation. But that's me. Not wanting to stir up any trouble on here.
SethGreene531 Β· M
@Blondily Fantastic! I fully respectic that.
Sounds like you've got it together.
That's great βΊοΈ π
Sounds like you've got it together.
That's great βΊοΈ π
Blondily Β· F
@SethGreene531 I think out of the box and cant be brainwashed.π
Ambroseguy80 Β· 56-60, M
I canβt go yetβ¦. Itβs Titty Tuesday π
Ambroseguy80 Β· 56-60, M
@NoGamesTolerated you know I adore you π
And you know Iβm joking. I know the world beyond will be totally different.
And you know Iβm joking. I know the world beyond will be totally different.
NoGamesTolerated Β· F
NoGamesTolerated Β· F
@Ambroseguy80 Heyyyy you gotta keep your reputation up. πππ
JohnnyNoir Β· 56-60, M
Hey y'all, watch this!
Blondily Β· F
@JohnnyNoir Whats your plan?
*asking for a friend π€«
*asking for a friend π€«
JohnnyNoir Β· 56-60, M
@Blondily it'll be one of those I'll know it when I see it
Blondily Β· F
@JohnnyNoir okay I'll trust you on this!ππ»
Pretzel Β· 70-79, M
it's a toss up either
1) you're standing on my oxygen line or
2) I've buried a million dollars in gold..it's buried at....
1) you're standing on my oxygen line or
2) I've buried a million dollars in gold..it's buried at....
redredred Β· M
βBut I just ran a marathon celebrating my 130th birthday!β

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Blondily Β· F
@SW-User yep its how my mom died

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@Blondily i'm so sorry for your loss. it's how my dad went too
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User I'm sorry for your loss too.π₯
ElRengo Β· 70-79, M
Was not in vain.........just late.
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Livingwell Β· 61-69, M
I regret nothing! It was worth it.
wetncthru Β· F
@Livingwell Signed: E. Piaf.
Blondily Β· F
@Livingwell Nice last wordsππ»
Sevendays Β· M
I'm innocent I tell ya. I'm innocent!
GerOttman Β· 61-69, M
The code to the treasure safe is 8-6- ahhhhh...!!!
Lilymoon Β· F
I can't believe I made it to 99
NoGamesTolerated Β· F
Simply βbyeβ
Blondily Β· F
@NoGamesTolerated Hopefully youll be able to say more than that.
NoGamesTolerated Β· F
@Blondily ok.. ok that was my short version. Honestly Iβd tell those that are my loved ones that I love them and to be happy, and carry on. Iβd also include that I will look for them on the other side. π
Blondily Β· F
@NoGamesToleratedGreat! Hopefully I will be able to do the same thing!
Guardian Β·
He came and went at the same time!
PhoenixPhail Β· M
I TOLD you I was sick. π
Blondily Β· F
@PhoenixPhail I'm sorry I didn't think you were that ill!
PhoenixPhail Β· M
@Blondily I'm not. But I'm not dying yet, either.
beermeplease Β· M
"beer me please"
Blondily Β· F
@beermeplease Here ya goπΊ
DownTheStreet Β· 56-60, M
The horror
The horror
The horror
Blondily Β· F
@DownTheStreet hopfully not and you'll go peacefully ππ»
DownTheStreet Β· 56-60, M
@Blondily yeah me too, but I like the book βheart of darknessβ and it serves as a warning not to let your zeal take you too far up the river, so to speak
Uncfred Β· 61-69, M
Heavens!! Who's looking after the shop?
Fieldmaster Β· 46-50, M
That's a secreat, only God would hear it,
"Here I come"
"Here I come"
Blondily Β· F
@Fieldmaster Good one!
Fieldmaster Β· 46-50, M
wetncthru Β· F
But I bought a return ticket ......
wetncthru Β· F
Was told to go and see St. Peter ... he does refunds.
Lostpoet Β· M
I just wish I understood the why
Stillwaiting Β· M
Probably "That didn't go well"
Blondily Β· F
@Stillwaiting Oh geez I sympathize!π
Stillwaiting Β· M
@Blondily Rather that than the Alzheimers that runs in my family. Kids are grown and everybody's well off if I punch out doing something I enjoy.
Blondily Β· F
@Stillwaiting Unfortunately it runs in my family tooπ«€
JohnRing Β· 56-60, M
Well that was pretty good

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Sorry bud, i never knew she was married
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User Last words that will stay with him for the rest of his life!π³

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@Blondily yup. But at least i am going out doing what i like
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User Indeedπ€

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No idea. Probably βI repent of all my sinsβ. I hope
Submissiveiendencies Β· 26-30
Make sure you look me up when you get down there. Iβll give you the best time you will ever had down there.
Queendragonfly Β· 31-35, F
Don't worry, even after I'm gone, I will never leave you alone.
Blondily Β· F
@Queendragonfly Then I hope I was nice to you!π³
Queendragonfly Β· 31-35, F
@Blondily I'm a moral support ghost. If you feel alone knock two times and spit three. π
Blondily Β· F
@Queendragonfly Ok...will jot that down...just incase!

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I think I found my paradise
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User What before you fade out into the netherworld or after?π€

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@Blondily After
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User Sweetπ welcome
Raaii Β· 22-25, F
can I speak
anyway Hari Hari
anyway Hari Hari
Nitedoc Β· 51-55, M
I swear I didn't know she was married!
Louis54 Β· 70-79, M
Could I have one more, please?
Goodluckwiththat Β· 61-69, M
That didn't go as planned..
Blondily Β· F
@Goodluckwiththat Not likely π«€
Picklebobble2 Β· 56-60, M
Never did learn how to play Fortnite
Blondily Β· F
@Picklebobble2 Maybe in the afterlife you'll play to your hearts content π
Picklebobble2 Β· 56-60, M
@Blondily Maybe i was never meant to π
Blondily Β· F
@Picklebobble2 Maybe something better then!
Neoerectus Β· M
"Ah! π₯΄ it WAS π΅βπ« all a video game-" π΅
Blondily Β· F
@Neoerectus Short life span, huh?

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"This should please a lot of people"
Blondily Β· F
@SW-User I hope not!π₯
Thevy29 Β· 41-45, M
'My time has come, you must continue on the journey without me...'
wetncthru Β· F
On the gravestone of Spike Milligan in London are the words ... "i told you I was ill."
Dawgsfan3 Β· 41-45, M
Probably something religious since Iβm a church goer
FreestyleArt Β· 36-40, M
Thank you Lord for delivering me from this World full of Illusions.
Blondily Β· F
@FreestyleArt Thats a good way to look at it!ππ»
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