What's your discreet cheap thrill?

I like to clean my ears with cotton buds. I think I'm hardening my eardrum though, so not good.👎

Each Sunday evening I throw the bag containing unfinished food and drink I just ate from the Taco Cabana at the back door of the place I used to work at. As it splashes on the door, I get a cheap thrill because they were a shitty place to work at with lousy toxic management that doesn't know their head from their wrecked 'em, and the stress was through the roof. Yeah fuck them. There, I have spoken.

Hiking naked in a park or my backyard

Buying used motor oil and stale gasoline

Sneaking outside completely naked !!!!

Self pleasure