We need some new conspiracy theories.

BIRDS AREN’T REAL

You sheeple
They’re all government drones and Covid was just an excuse to keep everyone in lockdown while they changed the batteries

My favorite conspiracy theory is this whole “Everything will be okay” thing people keep telling me.

The Rock's wealth is actually the result of under the table deals in Hollywood as he is an ex pro wrestler and can get all the superhero actors the best steroid and HGH shit known to man [or point them in the right direction/put in contact with certain people] and it probably is connected to figures in the wrestling business which itself has had strong ties to Congress and the former Presidency.

I actually wonder if that legit goes on. Not that I really give a fuck - but it can give people unrealistic body image aspirations for natural bodybuilding [genetic freaks aside], so that part I do mind a [i]bit[/i].

The government pays light bulb companies to place cameras in light bulbs for surveillance 👁

Yeah, bring back the aliens and clones. I'm bored.

Please. Help spread the message.

Biden is an Alien with a brain like a jellyfish

Did you hear the one about the reptile governors?

and not nearly as juicy as knowing that JFK didn't really die but went on to create a new super human race.

yup...marilyn monroe is the mother - which explains the kardashians.

u know that fed ex driver that was throwing peoples shit in the bushes? the reason is he is a time traveler and he knew if those people got those packages something bad would happen and he isn't the only one there are many fed ex time travelers preventing many catastrophes posing as drivers just gives them access to your stuff so that's why some people have lost or stolen packages

Hillary Clinton is in league with Reptillian ETs. She is creating an army of hybrid super-soldier Retillians. She is training them in her secret underground base beneath Washington DC, accessible only from a certain pizza restaurant.

To demoralize us she will hypnotize all straight conservative males into getting gay married to Mexican illegal immigrants.

The Epstein sidekick is NOT about to kill herself in jail.

q anon is for real. here left crazy people
Valida Davila, activist liberal, started pedo group Childhood Sensuality Circle
David Lechton, LEWIS CARROLL COLLECTORS GUILD, by Interpol common source smuggled pedo films from usa to Europe.
David Sonenschein, activist liberal, HOWARD NICHOLS SOCIETY, pedo group
and many more.

Mhm. I still want to know who shot J.R.

The last one I heard was about the vaccines being Satan's work and pulling spiritual people away from Jesus 🤔🤔. That was new(s)

Government robots.. (pigeons) dont shit on their charging stations.( solar panels)

No we don't...there's enough awfulness out there ...let's not add to it

no we need people to stop acting like lunatics