We need some new conspiracy theories.

These ones about the COVID vaccines and Dr. Fauci are all old and boring, now.

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SW-User

My favorite conspiracy theory is this whole “Everything will be okay” thing people keep telling me.

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@SW-User are they future tellers?

SW-User

@YoungPoet345 Norse oracles I think. They always want to lick my hands.

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@SW-User is that how they tell the future?

SW-User

@YoungPoet345 Must be. They use the midichlorians I carry on my person.

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@SW-User haha. So cool. You must be magical yourself

SW-User

@YoungPoet345 That’s another conspiracy.