Anyone know what they're going to wear for Halloween this year?

I'm going to carry a pumpkin wearing a turkey feather hat and a white beard, carrying sleigh bells, every day from now on. Then I'll be ready for HalloThanksMas.

In today's "woke" environment, not a poncho, headdress or afro. You'll piss someone off

I ask what I should wear last year, they said wear a mask.
I did, and got arrested for indecent exposure☹️
Last time I listen to them

Many years ago, I went to a Halloween party dressed up as the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz."

Boxer briefs and nothing else. GUARANTEED to scare all the trick-or-treaters to death...

I'm gonna put on my tuxedo and go as Olinger, John Olinger.

Not a mask, for sure

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Sweats or pajamas I’m hoping

A mask

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