Who wants to be my new friend?

I bake and send gifts

Thank you …. But it’s called make friends and not apply for friends …

If you want to make friends, then I’ll be more than glad to be your friend…

I don’t test well but I may be able to provide three references.

After viewing your profile, I cannot abide by the "Do not. Post Rubbish." criteria as that's all I post.

I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. She actually friended me. Over the past few years she never really finds time to talk on the phone or meet up with me when she’s in town. She never comments on anything I send her on messenger or likes any of my posts. It was so disappointing.

I finally sent her a message explaining all this and that I’d hoped that we could be closer friends over the past several years.

She sent me some angry messages back and then blocked me on everything imaginable. I don’t really care I just wonder what it was all about. Why friend me? Why not have anything to do with me? Why be so angry when I finally say I’m not ok about it.

Inquiry: what does it implicate to be your new friend?

Oh, just realizing it's an older post just popping up on my feed for the first time. I take it you found your new friend. 😅

Can I have unlimited use of throwing into the dungeon???

Application? Nah. Your ego is enormous. You will find some like you.

i don't bother you and i await replies eagerly like a puppy, i'll send worried messages if you don't respond for a while.
i once in a while cook that i can show pictures, off.
i can do sexual puns but i keep it complete PG13 if so required.
i'm a decent listener?

Hi, I’m “different” & confusing, but I care about people and I always try to be respectful to them; and I love finding out about others, and chatting w them and being an “ear” for those who need someone to listen to them.
…Want to be my new friend?

I have a reputation with friends and acquaintances....I say it how it is.
If you can handle no nonsense straight forward truths, we can be the best of friends. The land that logic rules.

FYI, this is why people come to me to trouble shoot their personal problems.

🤔 Are you throwing/intending to throw old ones in trash?

It's always nice to find a new friend, if you are interested.

Where do I apply? ☺️

Where the hell you been young lady.

I`m not submitting nuffin. We better be friends since I`m always polishing your tridents. 🤨

It's been a while but we're still friends ❤️

I'm not good at friendships

Do I count as I'm already a friend? Or do I need to reapply?

I really like that , Katty!!🙂

Aren't you worried your old friends are going to track you down?

What do have to share?

Hmmmm. Maybe. Will you join me in a revolution?

Trying to replace me already 🤬

Sure if you want

Nope, not interested.

Me!!

Submitted ♥️😉♥️

We can be friends 😉

Application submitted

may i?

Me, Me !!!

@Eklipse

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You never responded back after I sent my previous application 🧐

I do I do. I cringe at the alternative. 🤕

You won’t have an issue getting applications

I'll think about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, please send resume stating

Height
Weight
Can you surf ?
Can you wash cars ?
Do you know how to wax a surfboard ?
Can you fish ?
Model of your sports car
Size of your boat
Bra size

Always up for new friends. Drop me a line and introduce yourself.