Who wants to be my new friend?

Psht. I just realised (after trying to stay in contact with some old friends) it's about high time to move on.

Submit your application for review 😌

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SW-User

I'll think about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, please send resume stating

Height
Weight
Can you surf ?
Can you wash cars ?
Do you know how to wax a surfboard ?
Can you fish ?
Model of your sports car
Size of your boat
Bra size

Eklipse · F

@SW-User Why are most of the sports mentioned boy related only? 👀👀

SW-User

@Eklipse Fair call,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but I am doing all the cooking !

Eklipse · F

@SW-User Yay! Less work for me 😏

SW-User

@Eklipse Maybe,,,,,,,,, but you get to clean the pool

Eklipse · F

@SW-User I'll have to summon the pool guy never cleaned one before xD I can throw piranhas in it? 🤣