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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
I'm laughing because everyones joking but I've actually been in a situation where someone thought I was possessed and went all exorcism-y but that's a story for another day
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DrWatson · 70-79, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo My mother was exorcised as a child, because some relative thought she was possessed. I don't know the details.
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@DrWatson Oop, I was gonna ask more I guess you don't know the details
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo It happened in her remote village in Italy. I can't tell you more than that.
ElRengo · 70-79, M
Decades ago.
You may call it Divorce.
You may call it Divorce.
AgentOfChaos · 36-40, M
Good question to ask on your first date
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@AgentOfChaos
Yes, I'm preparing myself. 😌
Yes, I'm preparing myself. 😌
Monday40 · 51-55, F
A few days ago! It was incredible 😈
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Monday40
Damn. Invite me next time.
Damn. Invite me next time.
Monday40 · 51-55, F
@mindstruggle I tried to call you but I was already in a fit of screaming and numerous full head turns awesome dude.👹
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I'm having one tonight! You're invited!
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle you're definitely going to need that!
Tumbleweed · F
Last evening. Twas amazing!!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Tumbleweed Margaritas? 🤔
Tumbleweed · F
@Degbeme yeesh!
Montanaman · M
🤔July 4th 2024. 😵💫👹👿😈🤪I went Full Out Regan.🤭
4meAndyou · F
I suspect that it was at my father's funeral in Iowa.
The service was at a small Franciscan chapel, and the priest had one of those big ball censers filled with smoking incense...and he kept swinging it...and the smoke...right at me.
I assume it was supposed to cleanse or bless us or drive out evil or some such thing...and I started sneezing uncontrollably...smoke in, devil out!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The service was at a small Franciscan chapel, and the priest had one of those big ball censers filled with smoking incense...and he kept swinging it...and the smoke...right at me.
I assume it was supposed to cleanse or bless us or drive out evil or some such thing...and I started sneezing uncontrollably...smoke in, devil out!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Never had one...maybe that's what's wrong with me
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Notsimilarreally you should try it, it’s like an enema but way more fun
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@DownTheStreet
How many times have you done it?
How many times have you done it?
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@mindstruggle my exorcisms are constant it’s why there’s always a battle in my brain and soul
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Don't mention it...they threw holy water on me and I started melting like the wicked witch of the west.
SJones48 · 41-45, M
Never done one
SJones48 · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle I don’t even know what it’s like
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@SJones48
I bet it's scary af!
I bet it's scary af!
SJones48 · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle me too
Pfuzylogic · M
Last time I showered from ectoplasm.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Still working on it
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I`m due.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Degbeme · 70-79, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
Im still a demon 😈
KatyO83 · 41-45, F
Week last Tuesday
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
At birth
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Prettybratbi1tch
Bruh, 🥹
Bruh, 🥹
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
20 years ago
NerdyPotato · M
I don't think I've ever had any. Maybe that's why my life is so difficult 🤔
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato
You need it Nerdy! Want me to call the 👹?
You need it Nerdy! Want me to call the 👹?
NerdyPotato · M
@mindstruggle I think the problem is that he's already inside, so calling him isn't needed. You'd probably need to call a priest or something instead. 😅
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato
Oh dang!
Oh dang!
greensnacks · 31-35, F
During this weekend. I try to clean things up, weekends are for that.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
i expelled the demon on the lav this very morn....
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
It’s been a while
No happy ending
No happy ending
I'm due for one
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
It’s in progress
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Those are not real.
Tumbleweed · F
@MarkPaul I understand but if you don't think it's real, what's you issue with it?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@Tumbleweed I don't really have an issue with it. I just think... you know... it's kind of superfluous and disrespectful. But, I'm not objecting to it, exactly.
Tumbleweed · F
@MarkPaul Ok :)
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I don't have to do that anymore. After my third lobotomy I'm no longer possessed!
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
every night when the clock strikes two on special orders of the Vatican's unclean spirits division
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@pancakeslam
Special orders....
Special orders....
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle 😈
bijouxbroussard · F
Last century.
I’ve been "re-possessed" since then. 😈🙃🤮
I’ve been "re-possessed" since then. 😈🙃🤮
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@bijouxbroussard
Woah. 👀
Woah. 👀
Mamapolo2016 · F
@bijouxbroussard Exorcist II…re-possessed.
Bang5luts · M
About to have it now thanks.
empanadas · 31-35, M
When i drank expired milk
empanadas · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle keep the evil spirits out
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@empanadas
Almond milk hmmm
Almond milk hmmm
empanadas · 31-35, M