What's a good starter girlfriend for people just getting into ruining their lives? 🤔

megan fox will sacrifice us both and not bat an 👁

I would let her do literally anything she wanted to me

My sister. She's 75, an obese cigarette-smoking born-again Christian who has been married 4 times. You'd love her, tene. Just don't let her sit on your face. I almost suffocated!

Stripper

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