Katie01 · F
Our dad walked in 😭
Strongtea · 22-25, M
I kissed a drunk girl and she was sick on me. 🥺
After sticking it into her amazing body, I felt the ants on me that were all inside the tent and crawling all over us.
Jasmime · 26-30, F
@SoftIceCream ohh
Mrnotsonew · 100+, M
GF got her period and blood on my backseat. Lol
Jasmime · 26-30, F
@Mrnotsonew oopszs
Mrnotsonew · 100+, M
@Jasmime it stained too. Lol
meggie · F
The sprinklers in the park came on
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Jasmime · 26-30, F
@nobodyishome then what happned?
Magicianzini · M
I pocket dialed my ex where we had broken up 2 days ago.
Magicianzini · M
@Jasmime Yes, but it gets worse. We took a break. We talked shit about her. Then we went back to making out.
It wasn't until the next day I realized there was a 6:53 length call to my ex during the time we were making out/talking shit.
I guess she couldn't take it any longer and hung up. Either that or hung up once the shit talk part was finished.
I'll never know.
It wasn't until the next day I realized there was a 6:53 length call to my ex during the time we were making out/talking shit.
I guess she couldn't take it any longer and hung up. Either that or hung up once the shit talk part was finished.
I'll never know.
Jasmime · 26-30, F
@Magicianzini or maybe she was enjoying your makeout
Magicianzini · M
@Jasmime Never know. She was wild like that. But I always think the worst and feel bad haha.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
The wife bit me.
Jasmime · 26-30, F
@DunningKruger lol
SinlessOnslaught · M
I went bankrupt
Jasmime · 26-30, F
@SinlessOnslaught haha
romell · 51-55, M
Frigging condom tore n was shitting bricks if she was pregnant or not for 4 weeks
ElyssTTTrucks · 100+, M
She pooped her pants.
Jasmime · 26-30, F
@ElyssTTTrucks eww why so
exexec · 70-79, C
Got caught by the Deputy Sheriff.
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pdockal · 56-60, M
Cops interrupted
saragoodtimes · F
@pdockal hope he only gave you 2 tickets to paradise
pdockal · 56-60, M
WormMan · 56-60, M
got sick from too much drinking 🤮
turningthekeys · 31-35, F
I moaned 😭 multiple times. I'm still so embarrassed about it.
SinlessOnslaught · M
@turningthekeys Don't cringe. It's cute.
sarahpike · 31-35, F
@turningthekeys my question is how does it remain just a kiss after you moaned 💀 if i moan during a kiss you better believe it wont be just a kiss after that😆
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samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@saragoodtimes I bet you did! 😈 I actually have a procedure this afternoon and tomorrow. I was told to show up at least 30 mins before today's and 15 before tomorrow's.
saragoodtimes · F
@samueltyler2 means you'll probably spend more time waiting than the procedures take although I don't know much about doctors
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@saragoodtimes You are married to one! Today is a urological study and I need to drink a quart of water, tomorrow an ultrasound only so not wait, just need a gentle ultrasonographer!
bikelover · 56-60, M
It finished 🫢
Ellmina13 · 18-21, F
Threw up in his mouth😰
Iwillwait · M
Gas









