as the saying goes: "they loved you before you won the lottery"

That’s easy my real friends are either in a bar, on my boat or sitting around a fire pit with me, a few times a month.

If they can handle my anger and frustration, they will last.

Real friends are there at your lowest possible moments, when you have nothing to offer them apart from you. I'm blessed. I've had friends literally pick me up from the floor and be there when life has handed me such a shitty deal that I didn't want to be here any more.

They dont exist.

Ummm, a friend to me, is only someone I can hang out with for a while. Ummm, like, I never depend on them and/or ask for help :)