💫 Why should you be allowed into Heaven? 😇

Human sacrifice 😌

Because a friend of a friend put me on the guest list.

I think his name was Peter...

Because ive been forgiven

I have a performance review for the CEO..Its not good...😷

I've already made arrangements 😬😬

I never met Epstein

If the rules of conduct, decency, fair play, and morality have changed in Heaven the same as they have changed here on Earth, I don't want to be there.

I probably won't be

I'm already an angel. I have my own key

I don't think I'll make the cut

Because they sent for me (heaven sent) ?

Hopefully I won't be 😌

As a warning example

I doubt many Americans get into Heaven. We aren't a very nice bunch of people.

There’s prolly a better chance of having a drink in hell with Sam Kennison 😂

I never killed anyone