🕍 Is your body a temple? Or an abandoned amusement park? 😱

You know those ancient Aztec ruins you see on the History Channel? That's me. Once glorious in my day...now not so much.

Abandoned

I am not kind to myself

As Frankie said...

It's a pub

altar is my hips😌

It’s more like an ancient Babylonian ruin, I fear…

An abandoned amusement park. Very few people get close to my body.

You assume I have a body sir

I'd say more of a wrecking yard

A temple to abandoned amusement arks🤔

I see it more as an abandoned car that drunks have been using as a toilet.

It’s a temple. But it’s in ruins

If it’s an amusement park, then it’s a portable one assembled by meth-addled carneys.