How do you politely tell a visitor that it's time to leave? 🤔

Human sacrifice 😌

"The arsonist is coming to burn the house down for the insurance. Are you sure you want to be here for that?"

As someone once said, both fish and houseguests start to smell after three days

Don’t let them in.

Fart

Sometimes I open the door and turn on the porch light hoping they'll fly to it. Like a moth to the flame

"I'm gonna bake some vegan cookies. Want the recipe?"

"I'm tired"

'This was fun, f#ck off! I'll see you next week'

"I love you. Now fck off"