Well my poor sick penguin has a fever and his toes are blue, but on my way here my lips got stuck in a gate and the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in a lip rehab with a kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee RIGHT ON THE LIPS and we couldn’t talk to each other until the fifth week because our lips were too swollen, and when he did start talking he just spoke polish, and I only knew like 3 words in polish, but now I know 4 because Oscar taught me the word for lips- USTA!

My presence.

Oh nothing I just wanted to interrupt

I need my hairbrush

Jesus loves you

Just letting you know the BBQ is just about done 🤷‍♂

Oh… I was going to tell you Veggie Tales was on.

🎶Because we work real hard at the chocolate factory...🎶

It’s been canceled sorry

Someone sent me nudes 🥰

I need to borrow your toothbrush again.

Your Dino nuggies are ready

Your Mum is playing with her zucchini again