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itsok · 31-35, F
Well my poor sick penguin has a fever and his toes are blue, but on my way here my lips got stuck in a gate and the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in a lip rehab with a kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee RIGHT ON THE LIPS and we couldn’t talk to each other until the fifth week because our lips were too swollen, and when he did start talking he just spoke polish, and I only knew like 3 words in polish, but now I know 4 because Oscar taught me the word for lips- USTA!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@itsok you fell for the ol Oscar scam, eh? Let me guess, he also had a bad back and couldn’t seem to locate the family mule.. 🙄
itsok · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard it wasn’t a mule, it was a cebu
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@itsok oh is that what they’re going with now??