I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Now we sing songs of those adventures at the Ragged Flagon in Rifton.

Id be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of mead...

Did you know there is a hidden meaning in that phrase of getting married, most people think it just means a battle wound lol

And then you became an indoor person?

Was this at the battle of Wounded Knee?

Bury Yout Heart At Eounded Knee

quitter

Walk that shit of, yo! Skyrim style!

Uh well

Whole lot of Skyrim guards with that same story. I can only assume there's a serial knee shooter out there.