Oh, like I haven’t heard that one before 🙄

Yeah, you’re right. The old “my pet unicorn was driving when the alien rhinoceros landed and my pet was so enthralled with the alien nose decor that he completely failed to negotiate the corner” is a pretty old excuse. Give me a minute to think of something original… 🤔

I knew you'd appreciate it 😅

Did you try this 🤣🤣🤣

Still true...hmf!😤

@ShepherdBard 🤔comes from previous experience lol you do not fall for that old one again 😆once bitten twice shy

No eye rolls in this household

No need for me to repeat myself then.

You haven't heard me fart the ABC in italics before I assure you

Do you have that speech impediment that makes everything you say sound sarcastic?

I changed the ending. Now you get eaten by cannibals in Borneo

Ok Ariana, calm your tits 🙄