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What does being a potato cat mom entail? How can I ensure that my cat gets good grades at cats school? 🥔🥴

I am preparing for when I get a cat once I get a place
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M Best Comment
A cardboard box in every corner,only gourmet cat food,treats for learning her
A,B,Meow and learning the cat is boss.
So feeding time is 4a.m.
A happy,contented cat will pass all her meowxams.
And post pictures so they become as famous as Ashes.
Get a Maine Coon.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I don't want them to just pass their meowxams but also get the highest grades 🥔🥴

Ahem. Well, I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but I'm afraid you got something wrong here.
As a cat carer, you are the one who will be required to pass the CCCA, cat carer competency assessment.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@EarthlingWise No one told potato about such exam 🥔😱 I need to start studying soon, where do I get the materials from 🥔🥴
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Be prepared to be walked all over early in the morning and to constantly forced to stop whatever you’re doing to give them affection. Literally as I right this Artemis is pushing against me demanding affection.
Be sure you get a cat with good mental health. If you get one that's schizophrenic, you'll have to give the cat a tonic.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
The most important thing is keeping it off the catnip so it can go to a good cat university 👍
firefall · 61-69, M
Cats are inherently willful. If your cat gets good grades at cats school, its not being a good cat :p

Just remember, you are your cats butler, not its owner
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
I think you just feed them a nutiritious breakfast and pray for the best.
Thanks for BC 😺
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Well it makes sense you know your sttuff well since you are a cat
Degbeme · 70-79, M
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT THE POST THAT YOU HAD TO ROLL YOUR EYES 🥔😡
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Convivial · 26-30, F
First thing to realise is the life is now over, better get used to that fact quick.

You are now a card appendage, useful only for opening the fridge and cans.
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tenente · 36-40, M
this is the most SW post i've seen on SW in awhile

 
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