What does being a potato cat mom entail? How can I ensure that my cat gets good grades at cats school? 🥔🥴

A cardboard box in every corner,only gourmet cat food,treats for learning her
A,B,Meow and learning the cat is boss.
So feeding time is 4a.m.
A happy,contented cat will pass all her meowxams.
And post pictures so they become as famous as Ashes.
Get a Maine Coon.

Ahem. Well, I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but I'm afraid you got something wrong here.
As a cat carer, you are the one who will be required to pass the CCCA, cat carer competency assessment.

Be prepared to be walked all over early in the morning and to constantly forced to stop whatever you’re doing to give them affection. Literally as I right this Artemis is pushing against me demanding affection.

Be sure you get a cat with good mental health. If you get one that's schizophrenic, you'll have to give the cat a tonic.

The most important thing is keeping it off the catnip so it can go to a good cat university 👍

Cats are inherently willful. If your cat gets good grades at cats school, its not being a good cat :p

Just remember, you are your cats butler, not its owner

I think you just feed them a nutiritious breakfast and pray for the best.

Thanks for BC 😺

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First thing to realise is the life is now over, better get used to that fact quick.

You are now a card appendage, useful only for opening the fridge and cans.

this is the most SW post i've seen on SW in awhile