Do you like Mickey D's

my coworker ate 18 happy meals this past month

I like it but rarely eat it. The food seems to give me a headache.

They used to still do sell salad

I haven't eaten at McDonalds since 1972 when owner Ray Kroc donated $250,000 to Nixon's reelection campaign. Who you give your money to is a thousand times more important than who you vote for.

total last resort food. I'd prefer to go hungry most of the time when I want food in preference to eating McChew-n-Spew.

hell no

Just chicken nuggets