All the hot chicks I used to be keen on in high school are now swamp monsters. It’s a good thing I’m still pretty.

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AmericanBroad · 31-35, FVIP

I’m a proud swamp monster thank you very much

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@AmericanBroad you must wear a bikini at the swamp

Matt85 · 36-40, M

law of attraction

uikakarotuevegeta · 26-30

Well as they say, the star that shines the brightest burns out the fastest. Early bloomers typically don't last really long in life (including so called child prodigies). It's the late bloomers like myself that actually do succeed in the grand scheme. Although there's always exceptions, but they don't disprove the general rule.

DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

Yeah and I bet the girls in school who you thought were ugly have blossomed into beautiful swans. There is a valuable lesson in there, babe.

LosSantosNPC

@DearAmbellina2113 No, sadly they’re all a bunch of toothless hags too.

Oh well.

DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

@LosSantosNPC show us what you look like

LosSantosNPC

@DearAmbellina2113 Why? Need something to flick your bean to?

thenormalkindofcrazy · 31-35, M

My high school was never like in movies or tv, but I will say that most of the people that peaked or imagine they peaked really went downhill after graduation.