i think its weird we call childbirth "delivery"

I'm avoiding that restaurant.

The word delivery in this instance comes from a rather archaic use of the term. It isn't the baby that's delivered, but rather the mother who is delivered from the pain of childbirth.

English is weird.

Delivery of the woman from death. It was dangerous for a long time.
As in "God deliver us from evil".

its not Delivery, its Digiorno!

Makes sense to me!

Its even worse when you ordered Italian and get chinese

😂🤣

That's funny!

You would think everyone would have heard that joke 27 times, but it's new to me.

... with a four or five figure delivery fee.

Because you are expecting something

It's a delivery when it's brought by the stork.

Depends on you point of view, I guess.

Or just " peek a boo "

especially c-sections

What else would you call it?

What are you delivering

Hahahah sounds about right