i think its weird we call childbirth "delivery"

I'm avoiding that restaurant.

The word delivery in this instance comes from a rather archaic use of the term. It isn't the baby that's delivered, but rather the mother who is delivered from the pain of childbirth.

English is weird.

its not Delivery, its Digiorno!

Delivery of the woman from death. It was dangerous for a long time.
As in "God deliver us from evil".

Makes sense to me!

😂🤣

That's funny!

You would think everyone would have heard that joke 27 times, but it's new to me.

... with a four or five figure delivery fee.

Because you are expecting something

Depends on you point of view, I guess.

especially c-sections

It's a delivery when it's brought by the stork.

What are you delivering

Its even worse when you ordered Italian and get chinese

Or just " peek a boo "

Hahahah sounds about right