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Today I started my period and immediately felt the irresistible urge to argue with my man.

I made myself a cup of tea to warm up my vocal cords, then added a scoop of creatine to boost my testosterone for enhanced aggression 💪. Did a few vocal exercises to make sure I could hit maximum projection once the screaming began.

Next, I went to the gym to exercise my muscles to steal the blanket from him later and execute a powerful door slam when I storm off dramatically.

Now, I was ready to approach him and bring up something that happened last year until he apologizes at least three times. This was a cleansing experience, and I'm excited to do it all over again next month.

Good morning! 😌
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@mindstruggle Is he handsome?
empanadas · 31-35, M
@AllycatAD] honestly knowing her naw, he probably some physical defective or mutation
@empanadas sounds like a good match then

My period doesn’t affect my mood at all I’m irritable all the time.
BeJeweled · 61-69, F
Thanks for the inspiring pep talk. Will try that today!🤭🤭🤭
@BeJeweled
I'm glad. 😌
YoMomma ·
i had mine the other day after a three day migraine then horrid cramps.. now it's almost gone .. really we should get an award for surviving living in our own bodies 😤

do you actually have a bf or is this a joke posts? 😅
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YoMomma ·
@mindstruggle 😁😅😅🙂
theweekdy · 22-25, M
Funny story
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle yeah np u have a crazy wild imagination
@theweekdy
You know that just now? 😒
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle it’s become more prevalent now
DrWatson · 70-79, M
My advice for him: in about three weeks, apologize in advance for whatever will upset you the next time!
@DrWatson
He should listen to you.
peterlee · M
@DrWatson Or as Dr John Cooper Clark says,

‘Don’t upset the wife, don’t upset the wife, she will remind you in fifteen years time. Don’t upset the wife’.
bookerdana · M
Morning...🏃🏻‍♂‍➡👋
@bookerdana
Morning jog?
bookerdana · M
@mindstruggle yeah,thats it😌 so its on with the show🏃🏻‍♂‍➡🏃🏻‍♂‍➡🏃🏻‍♂‍➡🏃🏻‍♂‍➡

yaknow,I thought you were unattached..enjoy the cretin👋
Punxi · F
Emotional cardio...
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Tea for warmth. Creatine for spite. Gym for leverage.

An apology quota must be met so balance may be restored to the universe, I'm figurin'.

Scientists call it menstruation...fuuuuqu!

I call it a monthly reenactment of unresolved truth.

May his blanket defenses weak. 🧐

Good morning! 👋🏻🙂
@Punxi
🤣🤣
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Morning. 🙄
@Degbeme
🙄🙄
FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
High 🖐 😅
@FrugalNoodle
👋👋
FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
@mindstruggle 🤗 GM you bright and shining 🌟
FreeorLonely · 51-55, F
That’s hilarious, good morning. 🤗
@FreeorLonely
Morning sweets!!! 🤗♥
Sutten · 36-40, F
You simply the best 🤣
@Sutten
No, you!
Sutten · 36-40, F
I have no words.
You have a man? That’s all I got out of this post.
@deathfairy
What @empanadas said 😩
Ferric67 · M
You got the science down and everything
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
Respect ✌

You're just better at this.
@GuiltyBiStander
We do!! ☺♥
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@IM5688
You sound like a pro.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Cool story bro but you're pass the age to get a period
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Prettybratbi1tch It`s past, not pass.
@Prettybratbi1tch
I'm 56 but my ovary feels 22.
I do kegels 5x a day.
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
irresistible urge to argue with my man,,, I noticed that most days
Pretzel · 70-79, M
NADM huh?
("NADM" - Never A Dull Moment")
Boeing · 36-40
Next time bring up something that will happen next year. He should know better 🤨
@Boeing
Thanks for the tip!
Boeing · 36-40
@mindstruggle anytime, don't mention it
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
gaslight
gatekeep
girlboss
@CountScrofula
It's how I keep my man 😏

 
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