I’m sorry but your coffee tastes bad

I'm sorry, but I make the real deal - espresso - and it is amazing. You must have me confused with someone else.

Mine is delicious. My keurig is in tip top condition! (:

Which one? 🤔

My wife is an addict. There’s got to be at least ten options of various types: k-cup, ground, bean, medium roast, dark roast, flavored, straight…

You’ll need to be more specific. 😂

My coffee is AMAZING, how dare you.

I might disagree... But I can understand lol

My daughter thinks my coffee tastes bad. That's okay. I think her coffee tastes bad.

Lies

That's because I make it with gravy granules 🤷

Sorry I don't like it so I really don't know how to make it very good

Excuse me !!!

Man, if this was said to me, id be heartbroken for 5 days

As my dad often said

It doesn't have to taste good
It just has to work

it does. yours is better.
how about you make our coffee?

Why? Just because your spoon stands up in it, doesn't mean it's bad! Try it! You'll actually be able to thread a sewing needle in a sewing machine, while it's running...😉

I'll wash the pot and make some more

I mix it with oolong tea 😑

I didn't make I bought at a coffee joint

Starbucks ?

Meh - the office brew isn’t bad.

But... but I ground the beans fresh myself. 🥺

It was prune juice...so...

That was dirt soup..

Well yeah I mixed with with toilet water.

Well, you should be feeling very sleepy soon .....;)

Steeped it with the sack 😬

Because all coffee tastes bad.

That’s because it’s not coffee

🧐 <-- thats u