If you really want to impress a woman, give her a bouquet of cheese..

But I’m allergic to dairy… 😕

Or this

This works better.

Gouda keep her happy, instead of blue 😆

I hope cheesy humour works on her

No more cheese!! God no more cheese

Yes 😀

The Milky Way, the word "Galaxy"-. We're definitely looking up for milk.
Cheese is milk's way to the people.

I just knew women were seduced by my cheese cutting!

{@henal ] 🤔what is in the bouquet lancashie cheddar cheshire red leicester and some european cheeses thrown in for good mreasure😆

Ah hell no, that's for me! She can share... maybe, but it's going to cost her (stop it, take your mind out of the gutter!).

Hmmm.....perhaps "big wheel" was a connotation for this? Just thinking....😋

Not the first time I’ve heard or read that 😅

What type cheese, it matters???

i'd cook something with the cheese :p

yessssssssssssss

is this really a Gouda gift?

That would impress me.

Smegma bouquet

How romantic

Tacos

Is that posh talk for a yeast infection?

Or a dozen eggs.

it only works if you give her normie cheese

Ugh, this bouquet smells awful! 😂

This bouquet of yours is really starting to grate.

That’s all it takes ?

Just no Limburger

Love blue cheese 🧀

Instructions unclear. Turned her INTO cheese instead...

Eww, gross! Now what...?

Ugh.

....Anyone want cheese?

Err no. Maybe if you've got fangs.....👀🤣

If you really want to impress a man give it back cause that shit cost money.

Sorry...no.....I know where this one leads and.....it's ugly. I refuse.😘

You and the cheese again 🙄😂

A laugh