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Seriously on a pizza box

Why does a pizza from a take away has written on it " open box before eating pizza", seriously do we really need to be told that

Also like ready made food like pizza, curry, Chinese, etc says on the box " caution will be hot after cooking"

If people are that stupid to do these sorts of things let them

If you dont know by the time your a teenager like this then something is wrong let alone being an adult
ArishMell · 70-79, M Best Comment
Beats me why... then I thought,

"I wonder if it's a misprint and they really meant 'open box before heating', suspecting that some people actually would be dim enough to try to heat it still in the packing?"

As Royrogers points out, pizzas are often packed with a plastic or plastic-coated card disc under them, which would not cook very well. Nor taste very nice.

All the ones I buy tell you to remove the pizza completely from the carton and cook it directly on the oven shelf.


Otherwise. like Matt85 suggests, the apparently foolish labels might be from fear of being sued by people whose misfortune is by their own idiocy, encouraged by rapacious lawyers to cash in on it - for the lawyers' own benefit by creaming off much of any compensation that may be awarded; if the case comes to Court, and if upheld. Such claims are often dismissed without any trial; and when solicitor-booking agencies formed in the UK to copy the American "ambulance-chasing" practice, most rapidly and rightly went bankrupt.

As for warnings not to drink battery acid, what of when everyone was assumed to have common-sense? Those late-19C / early-20C domestic advice compendia, written when you could buy all sorts of nasty raw chemicals for legitimate house and garden purposes, typically included a whole chapter on antidotes for various common acids and alkalis, arsenic, mercury, lead-oxides and other delightful substances!


It's not just domestic products. Earth-moving, agricultural and industrial machines are plastered in pictorial safety-stickers and stuffed with complicated safety interlocks. Building-sites are heavily fenced and their gates carry big displays of PPE signs: no safety-clothing, no work. They do not completely stop accidents, whose results can be appalling mutilations or horrible death; but modern trade law and practice makes our own homes often significantly more dangerous by risk even though most domestic hazards are significantly less extreme.


So yes, we can laugh incredulously at the most patronising labels, but really the manufacturers are only trying to stop dimwits potentially harming themselves then blaming the manufacturers!
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@ArishMell hi thanks for that

I totally get what your saying but if they are that stupid to do that but have intelligence to sue who's at fault sounds like they are using the system
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@milkymum1 Intelligence, or low cunning mixed with greed? To sue successfully a manufacturer for harming oneself by one's own stupidity would help no-one and indeed be a travesty of justice.

Such people, if lacking the intelligence to have avoided harming themselves, would not have the intelligence to pursue the claim anyway - they'd leave the action to grasping solicitors.

And unless the Court orders the defendant to pay the plaintiff's costs, the solicitors would take a big chunk of the "compensation", too.

Matt85 · 36-40, M
It's to avoid lawsuits.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@Matt85 Exactly!! Happ with star bucks
icedsky · 51-55, M
There will be chewing instructions next.
nuddie · 61-69, M
Years ago in workshop manuals it would tell/show you how to adjust things on your car, nowadays it tells you not to drink the battery acid. You would have to be seriously stupid too want to drink battery acid
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@nuddie more than stupid
It's worse than just stupid consumers, the idiot judges should be throwing cases out of court when they encounter some dumbass that wants to sue over hot coffee.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@UnderLockDown A lot of cases have been rejected even before coming to Court, at least in Britain; but what does worry me is out-of-Court settlements by insurers. Yes, that saves everyone involved a lot of time, worry and money but still tacitly admits the plaintiff had a point.

However, many such claims do fail because the insurers take a look and realise, no, the plaintiff did not have a point - often having been responsible for the mishap or even trying it on. (The mishap, if it had occurred at all, had some other cause.)
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Must be an American thing.😂
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Kwek00 Someone has sued that pizza place for not informing to open pizza box before eating pizza.
@Queendragonfly There are as many dozy Brits, too. A friend of mine microwaved a pie, with its foil still on. Then wondered why the pie tasted funny...
@Queendragonfly Maybe they like pizza boxes :D
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
Their lawyers know people make dirt look brilliant.
AbbySvenz · F
“Pastry may be hot when heated” on the Pop-Tarts box 😐
Ambulance chasing lawyers are the reason for most of the stupid things like that, some drunk idiot probably ate a pizza box and sued
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@FreeSpirit1 tough shit self inflicted
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
Whenever you see a warning, know that somebody somewhere is the reason for it
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@Ryannnnnn yes someone somewhere was that stupid to do it
wonkywinky · 51-55, M
Like bags of peanuts says "May contain traces of peanut"
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@wonkywinky i know right
PTCdresser57 · 61-69, M
Haha...stupid is as stupid does
SW-User
The reasons are a liability issue. Somewhere sometime someone has sued over these very issues. As silly as it sounds but you can mostly blame the sue crazy Americans
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@SW-Usersounds like something stupid to sue over you don't have common sense
Royrogers · 61-69, M
With some supermarkets the pizzas have a polystyrene disc under it. I can imagine some people putting that in the oven
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@Royrogers don't forget some have the plastic wrapping around it too
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@wildbill83 fucking crazy
sometime the box taste better then the pizza inside
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
Applepiedom · 56-60, M
It's like in the USA they put in lawnmower instructions don't put hand In mower while running. We have a weather man here that (dumbbell) put hand in and lost half a hand.
There are really stupid people out there
Royrogers · 61-69, M
@Applepiedom oh be assured the Uk has share too
Applepiedom · 56-60, M
@Royrogers that's fine I try not to lump all countries in the category but I'm reasonably sure there are some everywhere. I just don't see them. But yes everywhere
Royrogers · 61-69, M
@Applepiedom quite agree with you
Ravens80 · 46-50, F
Because people have no common sense and are that stupid nowadays 🤦🏻‍♀️
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@Ravens80 some most certainly are
robertsnj · 56-60, M
That is great marketing. You took it literally but they were playing marketing games. Some people will laugh at that (because it is ridiculous.) some will open the and drink in the smell and other like yourself will go on social media and ask why>? 🤪
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@robertsnj if you must know they did a study and found when some people are extremely hungry they've eaten the pizza box too
robertsnj · 56-60, M
@milkymum1 oh wow I want to read that study! What dent in market share --to lose potential sales to people eating the free box. Imagine being in marketing and having to explain that quarterly meaning to board.
Yes sir we did lose some market share to competitors but we also lost some to people eating our boxes to satisfy their hunger
...
notsure · 56-60, M
They have to do that to avoid being sued by useless lazy people who cant get off their arses and work and just want an easy life on benefits as they are the only people who can afford such luxury
With some pizzas, you'd be better off eating the box.
Royrogers · 61-69, M
@jackieash27 sounds like you enjoyed your pizza ha ha
@Royrogers I stopped buying pizza and started making my own with tortilla wraps as a base. I recommend that, 😋
Royrogers · 61-69, M
@jackieash27 sounds yummy let me know next time
Elessar · 26-30, M
As a person who lives through the 2020s, yes, people absolutely need that.
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@Elessar why don't people have common sense
Elessar · 26-30, M
@milkymum1 Common sense isn't common 😅
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Honestly, it’s not going to change. There’s no consequence for the lawyers initiating the suit at the behest of their stupid clients.
Pizza class action lawsuits. No one expects molten cheese straight from an oven to burn that bad.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
I think someone was having a piss at the pizza box design company.
@DunningKruger Some pizzas taste as though they've been pissed on.
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
peopje will sue
milkymum1 · 36-40, F
@LandOfOz what stupid enough to do that but have enough common sense to sue sounds like they work the system
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
@milkymum1 they have more cash than you and i will ever have . If you pay the right lawyers it will be a breeze for those doing the suing
jackson55 · M
Might be the pizza tastes like cardboard ?
Royrogers · 61-69, M
I think it’s quite fun really
BeachGirl47 · 26-30, F
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
The thing is so many people will sue for anything
Renaci · 36-40
Oh shit yeah people are that stupid. And the scary part is there are even stupider people than that.

This is why I keep saying to people this is how civilizations fall. A progressive society coddles and takes care of all it's people so equally that the stupid elements accumulate to the point that it overwhelms the normal people and society starts becoming corrupt and just rotd from the inside.

Idiocracy is a prophecy not just a future documentary.
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