I have a carrot stick that is exactly the length of my pinky finger, nail included

@itsok Hmm an RC piggy! You're pushing it.. Throw in the finger and I'd consider..

(Unless you need it for piano playing or nasal passage cleaning..)

@Majorlatency I need it to look fancy when I’m drinking tea 🥺

@Ontheroad of course. They're the best if you've been drinking..

@itsok oh sorry, when I can't find my dildo, hahaha. A large phalic object will suffice

@Phantome when you can’t find your dildo you eat carrot sticks?

@itsok hahaha, yes

@FloorGenAdm you forgot to heart it again

@itsok ...I got this. ♥️

@itsok I do too. Lol. It taught me so much about life.

@Reject I feel like I should say sorry for that lol

@itsok 😂 In a good way! I feel like that’s a good entryway into the stranger side of the internet that won’t ruin you.

@Coppercoil chef’s hat girl?

@itsok hmmm... no.. can't be two words.. maybe itsokgirl?

@Coppercoil that’ll work

@itsok I'll bet you're all out of radish, though.🤨

Tough customer...ok...how about I throw in 2 Ginza pairing knives.
You know, the ones that cut through cans, stay sharp forever?

@SethGreene531 I don’t want your spicy dirt dwellers, but I am interested in the knives

@itsok You'd make a most disagreeable dinner companion 😄, but at least you have good taste in silverware.

SOLD. Expect your set of knives by FED EX 5 PM tomorrow.

I'll watch the mailbox for my carrot stick.

@itsok alright. but is the paint edible?

@nonsensiclesnail well, I mean maybe not technically, but I swallow nail polish pretty often, and look at me. I’m perfectly normal, posting about the size of carrots.

@itsok Alright!! I Guess a little paint won't hurt and will add some needed decoration to my lunch!

@SW-User well now I have other uses for it

@itsok Bugs has all that money he got from the Elmer Fudd harassment lawsuit, so he will likely offer alot. lol

@funfan he’s too busy to check my SW posts 😩

@itsok or counting his mad stacks, yo! 😂

@itsok the resemblance is uncanny 🤣

@SW-User I knowwww

@itsok LOL #$^#$%^#$^%# 🤣

@WaryWitchWandering *scratches you with my carrot*

oh that sounds kinda gross

@itsok But but but 🥺

@Classified please, not the but 😩

@itsok 🍑👀

@itsok not quite...

@Convivial you must be a carrot farmer. I knew it!!

@Mooed78 i must admit i have dabbled in the past in making them grow

@itsok hops over to you 🐰

@TheRascallyOne 🥕

@itsok aww ❤️

@SW-User I have to give it a good backstory

@itsok if you slice it up, you can't tell

@Ferric67 🙄

@Ferric67 her finger or the carrot ? 😛

@GeniUs can you get me this instead?

https://finneganscorner.com/toys/preschool/lil-piggy-too-robotic-piglet/

@itsok Yep it looks a bit tacky but as long as I get my finger I shouldn't care really.

@GeniUs it’s a toy I had when I was a kid, but that’s the only place I can find now that sells them

@jackrabbit10 no. no we don’t. serious inquiries only.

@itsok ☝️,,

@JohnOinger carrot top

@itsok nice

@DunningKruger look at it compared to my other carrots

@SW-User coming from a carpenter 😑

@itsok good one! I like the nail, it's very cheery 🌞

@pancakeslam k, im ready 🥕

@itsok here you go, one irreplaceable finger for some plastic garbage. Enjoy

@pancakeslam thank you 🥰

@Justenjoyit that’s me right now