I have a carrot stick that is exactly the length of my pinky finger, nail included

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open to offers if you feel the need to own it. I will ship.

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Majorlatency · M

I'd like to buy it for my snowman..

Because what do you call a snowman without a carrot?
Nobody nose!

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency hmm, I’d allow that. How much are you offering?

Majorlatency · M

@itsok Hmm let me check my valuable vegetable guide for the current price for a one carrot carrot...

Will you take a trade?

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency uhhhhm.

Will you get me this?

https://finneganscorner.com/toys/preschool/lil-piggy-too-robotic-piglet/

Ontheroad · M

@Majorlatency Dad joke!

Majorlatency · M

@itsok Hmm an RC piggy! You're pushing it.. Throw in the finger and I'd consider..

(Unless you need it for piano playing or nasal passage cleaning..)

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency I need it to look fancy when I’m drinking tea 🥺

Majorlatency · M

@Ontheroad of course. They're the best if you've been drinking..